Comic Patrol
If you dig comic books and conversation between two would be friends, this is the podcast for you. We are wickedly good-looking, incredibly knowledgeable and mildly literate detectives who spent countless years rising the ranks over comic book creations we shared across the pages. We kept the spotlight on what we loved/hated the most on all of comic book culture, and anything that made us graphical fans from the beginning. Buckle in and join co-hosts Coke and Dank in this weekly podcast to get your ears perked with our brand of geek culture... This is our patrol, This is Comic Patrol. Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
Episodes
![Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC19_BirdsofPreybt8z0_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) [Bottle Cap Review]
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
The "DCEU" hasn't had the best track record, but it has a couple gems - a couple winners, if you will. Birds of Prey & the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is the eighth film in the extended universe that DC never officially named, but it's one of the few we didn't naturally hate or strongly dislike. Margot Robbie loves herself some Harley Quinn, and we love ourselves some Harley Robbie... Bottle caps awayyy!
![Sex Criminals Vol 1: One Weird Trick [Arc Analysis #15]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA15_SexCriminals90zp2_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
Sex Criminals Vol 1: One Weird Trick [Arc Analysis #15]
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
If the premise of people who have sex, freeze time and decide to do criminal-y things doesn't appeal to you, then this Arc Analysis episode isn't for you. But at the same time, if that premise alone doesn't appeal to you at all, then Comic Patrol isn't for you, and live a horribly boring life. I'm sorry that you are weak and won't survive the winter.All joking aside, this book is unique as hell and we were amped to bring it out for this Arc Analysis segment.
-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --
![Batman TAS: Almost Got 'Im [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/bc15_almostgotim6xb2i_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Batman TAS: Almost Got 'Im [Bottle Cap Review]
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Let's be real here: Batman TAS is one of the greatest animated shows ever made. It's not hard to see why we can't leave it alone for too long, especially an episode that touts Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, Two-Face and Poison Ivy in a poker game, exchanging stories about how they each nearly defeated The Batman.The 35th episode of season 1 is a standout in this series, and it's a lot of fun.

Thursday Mar 25, 2021
Thursday Mar 25, 2021
It's the extravaganza we've all been waiting for! The Snyder Cut is here and we talk about it and the new features that it.. uh.. features.

Thursday Mar 11, 2021
#48 - The Wanda Maximoff LP
Thursday Mar 11, 2021
Thursday Mar 11, 2021
Hey, at this point, people are pretty much sick of hearing the word "WandaVision", but it was a damn great show. A lot of feelings, predictions, speculations and theories have been born from it, and the internet was busy for the near two month stint of it's rollout. You know what the best part of rampant internet speculation and theories is? When they're wrong. Not because I like seeing people eat crow, but because of how damn upset some of these internet weirdos get when they have their hopes and fantasies crushed.So enjoy us talking about the show and taking shots at the internets as we go over (mostly) all of the theories that fans and "fans" were speculating about.
![Wonder Woman 1984 [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC17_WW84bh7ke_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Wonder Woman 1984 [Bottle Cap Review]
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
We both really enjoyed the first Wonder Woman flick, and we consider it to still be one of DCEU's best, even to this day... So we were amped for the sequel: Wonder Woman 1984.However, it wasn't amped for us... or whatever. It has Wonder Woman in it. And magic stuff. And hey, it's not great, but we reviewed it anyways because we love you (?).

Friday Mar 05, 2021
First Glance: BRZRKR #1
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Who doesn't love Keanu Reeves? He's breathtaking. And that is why to start our second run of our "First Glance" series (which basically means reading the comic and talking about it the day it comes out), we chose his comic book, BRZRKR. It's hardcore, guy.
We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. Enjoy, you soft cheese and new meats.

Thursday Mar 04, 2021
#47 - We Have Issues Vol 2
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Welp, we still have issues. So many, in fact, that we decided to follow up our first iteration with Volume 2!We each went into our grab bags and scooped out 4 issues a piece, read all 8 on our own time, and came together to discuss and dive into the ones we want to continue reading and the ones we never want to see again.. Ever.
Enjoy it or off yourself.
Issues covered in this episodes:- Tom Strong #11 (2001)- Ambush Bug #2 (1985)- Power Man #30 (1976)- Web of Scarlet Spider #3 (1995)- The Spectre #2 (2001)- Shadows of the Empire #2 (1996)- The Simpsons / Futurama Crossover Crisis II (2005)- We Stand on Guard #1 (2015)

Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
First Glance: TMNT The Last Ronin #2
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Our second First Glance (it makes sense, don't worry about it) 4 months later! After a number of delays the next issue of The Last Ronin is here, and we dive into it because it's Turtles.. And you know we love our Turtles!
We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. So enjoy it or perform seppuku, you disgrace.
![Sunrise of X [#33.8]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/DoX338_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Sunrise of X [#33.8]
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Welcome to the final DOX installment before the X of Swords event. Cable blows up some stuff, Glob shows his depth, Kwannon is alpha, Magneto is the chosen one, the X-Factor team visits Mojoverse, Beast continues being Krakoa's resident dickhead, Wolverine is in Thunder Bay and Storm's techno virus story comes to an end.
Covered in this episode:
Cable #3, #4
New Mutants #12
Hellions #3, #4
Marauders #12
X-Factor #2, #3
X-Force #12
X-Men #11
Giant Size X-Men: Storm
Wolverine #5

Monday Dec 14, 2020
#46 - The MCUneedtorelaxbud
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
What. A. Drop!Late last week, we were all dumped on by Disney's MCU plans for the next TWO phases: four and five.. And mama mia, was it ever a lot. Some of it good, some of it unnecessary, and we both have our opinions on the rollout and the choices moving forward. Sidenote: We only cover the MCU drop in this, not the Star Wars or other reveals

Thursday Nov 26, 2020
#45 - We Have Issues Vol 1
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
We're trying something a little new (and simple) this time around for episode 45, and boy, do we ever have issues.We each went into our grab bags and scooped out 4 issues a piece, read all 8 on our own time, and come here to discuss and dive into the ones we want to continue reading and the ones we never want to see again.. Ever.
This was fun to break away from the main Big Two superheroes and such, and will be an episode archetype we bring back again - enjoy or off yourself.
Issues covered in this episodes:- Savage Dragon #75 (1993)- Robotix #1 (1986)- Exiles #1 (2001)- X #5 (2013)- 100 Bullets #48 (1999)- Mighty Mouse #10 (1990)- Chew #1 (2009)- Revival #1 (2012)
![#44 - Swamp Thing & Iceman [Across the Pages]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/45_iceswampyb3f35_300x300.jpg)
Friday Nov 20, 2020
#44 - Swamp Thing & Iceman [Across the Pages]
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.
This time, it's all about the over-powered, underused elementals of DC and Marvel: Swamp Thing the avatar of The Green and Iceman, the omega level, ice-powered mutant. Easily comparable characters for an episode of AxP, and also two of our favourites.
In this episode, we cover: Astonishing X-Men #65X-Men TAS episode "Cold Comfort"Swamp Thing (1982)Swamp Thing: Winter Special #1
![Suicide Squad (2016) [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC16_SuicideSquadau5r5_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
Suicide Squad (2016) [Bottle Cap Review]
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
It came out 4 years ago, yes, but we've never talked about it... So here it is. The fact that it goes on for longer than most of our Bottle Cap Reviews is enough to prove that we had lots to talk about, from Harley to Deadshot to Boomerang to Slipknot to that damn soundtrack. And Joker. The, um... very unique take on Joker.Bottle Caps away!
![Something is Killing the Children Vol 1: The Angel of Archer’s Peak [Arc Analysis #14]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA15_SomeKillChildrenazyeq_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
Thursday Nov 05, 2020
One thing we love doing on our Arc Analysis series: finding hidden gems, outside of the big 2 publishers, like this comic right here. It's as self-explanatory as they come and that is a nice change of pace from epic, sprawling adventures for a more focused, but grizzly idea.Check out why on our 14th episode of Arc Analysis.Or don't... but then we won't be able to save you.
-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

Friday Oct 30, 2020
First Glance: TMNT The Last Ronin #1
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
It can be a challenge to keep up with comic releases week over week, but with IDW's new release of Eastman and Laird's The Last Ronin, we couldn't help ourselves.
We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. So enjoy it or perform seppuku, you disgrace.
![Light of X [#33.7]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/DoX337_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Light of X [#33.7]
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
This is the Light of X, our next wave of X-Men books, and it's... Something.Deadpool shows up in Krakoa, Magneto is feeling constructive, the origins of Fantomex, the New Mutants set sights on the DOX people, Psylocke asserts herself as the alpha, X-Factor debuts, new revelations about Kate's disappearance and vampires in snow?!
Covered in this episode:
Deadpool #6
Giant Size X-Men: Magneto #1
New Mutants #11
Hellions #2
X-Factor #1
Cable #2
Giant Size X-Men: Fantomex #1
Excalibur #11
Marauders #11
X-Force #11
Wolverine #4
![Cockcrow of X [#33.6]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/DoX336_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Cockcrow of X [#33.6]
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
The next drop in our Dawn of X coverage: welcome to the Cockcrow of X, when the cock crows or the crow cocks... Whatever.Our first look at the Hellions team, London is under siege, Beast gets what's coming, Wolverine has a plan, Empyre hits the X-Men, Vulcan's benders, booty and Emma has a UFO!?
Covered in this episode:
Hellions #1
Marauders #10
Excalibur #10
New Mutants #10
X-Force #10
Giant Size X-Men: Nightcrawler #1
X-Men #10
Empyre: X-Men #1 to #4
Wolverine #3
![Aurora of X [#33.5]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/DoX335_300x300.jpg)
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Aurora of X [#33.5]
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Friday Sep 25, 2020
More Dawn of X coverage up your alley (finally) with our 5th (technically 6th) entry in this Marvel relaunch. Why is it so difficult to bring Kate back? Silence - psychic rescue in progress, some Colossus stuff cometh, the Brood, the New Mutant gang back together.. all of them! The first issue of Cable, the final issue of X-Men/Fantastic 4 and a sneak peak at what's to come with the X of Swords crossover event. Please enjoy responsibly .
Covered in this episode:
X-Men/Fantastic 4 #3, #4
Excalibur #9
New Mutants #9
X-Men #8, #9
X-Force #8, #9
Marauders #9
Wolverine #2
Cable #1
Giant Size X-Men: Jean Grey & Emma Frost #1
Free Comic Book Day: X-Men & Dark Ages
![Mutant League: Opening Kick Off [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC15_MutantLeague6fd4r_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Mutant League: Opening Kick Off [Bottle Cap Review]
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Once upon a time, way back in the early to mid 90's, there was this super cool, super edgy cartoon where humans had turned into mutants and they all played sports. In these sports they played, it wasn't uncommon for an athlete to lose a limb or three, or come close to a brutal death. This was Mutant League.
Despite our childhood subconsciousness' best efforts to lead us to believe that this show was incredible, it was not. It is not. It really isn't very good, but it did make us laugh.