Comic Patrol
If you dig comic books and conversation between two would be friends, this is the podcast for you. We are wickedly good-looking, incredibly knowledgeable and mildly literate detectives who spent countless years rising the ranks over comic book creations we shared across the pages. We kept the spotlight on what we loved/hated the most on all of comic book culture, and anything that made us graphical fans from the beginning. Buckle in and join co-hosts Coke and Dank in this weekly podcast to get your ears perked with our brand of geek culture... This is our patrol, This is Comic Patrol. Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
Episodes
![Spider-Man TAS: The Mutant Agenda [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-MutantAgenda_300x300.png)
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Spider-Man TAS: The Mutant Agenda [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Spider-Man the Animated Series from the mid-90's is always going to hold a special place in our hearts because we grew up with it. The perfect spider-man personality and we can't help but compare other versions of the character to this one.
The Mutant Agenda and Mutant's Revenge are episodes 4 and 5 in of the second season, and in this bottle cap, we go in on them. It's an epic crossover event of X-Men being pulled into Spider-Man's hometown of Queens. How could this not be a perfect review, right? We go in. Enjoy!
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Thursday Sep 26, 2019
#28 - Ren Hoek & Stimpson J. Cat
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Here at Comic Patrol, as long as it has a comic book adaptation, we talk about it. Guess what? Ren & Stimpy DO have a comic series... We just don't talk about it at all in this episode (p.s. No sir... we don't like it). What we do talk about here includes the background of the trailblazing, animated series, the best episodes it did put out, and our favourite episodes of the show (amongst other things).
Joyyyyyyy
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0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

Thursday Sep 12, 2019
#27 - Spider-Man's Rogues Gallery
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
We effing love rogues galleries... Especially Spider-Man's.
He has easily the best group of adversaries in Marvel Comics. From animal-people to elemental to crime bosses to... alien goo creatures,
this rogues gallery has it all. Come along with us as we do a deep dive through 5 tiers of villainy.--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Preview of #27 - Spider-Man's Rogues Gallery
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
During a mic check, we ended up getting sidetracked and started discussing the rogues gallery before we were even ready to record it. A little behind the scenes with The Weapons, if you will.
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![Spider-Man TAS: The Insidious Six [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-Insidious_Six_300x300.png)
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Spider-Man TAS: The Insidious Six [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Spider-Man the Animated Series from the mid-90's is always going to hold a special place in our hearts because we grew up with it. The perfect spider-man personality and we can't help but compare other versions of the character to this one.
The first 2 episodes of the second season, we are introduced to the Insidious Six (Sinister wasn't allowed to be used on a kid's show - so says censorship). Add in the fact that Spider-Man is experiencing bouts of losing his powers, he has to take on a group of his rogues at once. This is our bottle cap review of this 2 episode arc.
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![#26 - Quantum & Woody Vol 1: The World’s Worst Superhero Team [Arc Analysis #3]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/25_QW2_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
#26 - Quantum & Woody Vol 1: The World’s Worst Superhero Team [Arc Analysis #3]
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Continuing on our Arc Analysis series with a new book today - unlike our usual banter about this and that, this episode focuses intently on the first story arc (issues #1 - 4) of Valiant's 2013 Quantum & Woody.
We summarize and spoil the story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2
![#25 - Spawn & Hellboy [Across the Pages]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/26_hellboyspawn_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
#25 - Spawn & Hellboy [Across the Pages]
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters from different creators/publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.
This week, our focus us a HELL of a ride, as we set our sights on Spawn and Hellboy, their odd similarities, their early days, their movies and a comic run for each of them.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2
![X-Men TAS: The Dark Phoenix Saga [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-darkphoenix_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
X-Men TAS: The Dark Phoenix Saga [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
If you grew up in the 90's, you probably watched The X-Men Animated Series. If you never did, the eff is wrong with you?
The Dark Phoenix Saga was a 4 episode stretch that was pulled from the comic books arc which lasted MUCH longer... Take a dive with the Weapons to see if it was or is worth a couple of cold ones.
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![X-Men TAS: The Phoenix Saga [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-phoenixsaga_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
X-Men TAS: The Phoenix Saga [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
If you grew up in the 90's, you probably watched The X-Men Animated Series. If you never did, the eff is wrong with you?
The Phoenix Saga was a 5 episode stretch that was pulled from the comic books arc which lasted MUCH longer... Take a dive with the Weapons to see if it was or is worth a couple of cold ones.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Thursday Aug 08, 2019
#24 - The Oddest Villains You've Probably Never Heard Of
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Villains range from cool to badass to cheesy. But these guys? This lot we touch on in this episode are downright out of left field.
And it's great. And you've never heard of them.. Probably. A follow up to our episode 15 about odd heroes, this is all about their odd AF counterparts: the baddies. Sit back, grab a drink and try to enjoy. Things are about to get weird.
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0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Thursday Aug 01, 2019
#23 - Heroes (Phase) 4 Hire
Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Soooooo Phase 4 rolled out at SDCC a few weeks ago, and we have yet to talk about it. This week, that is exactly what we're doing: predicting and planning on what we hope to see for each and every announcement made at SDCC, and where the MCU will be headed.Tune in and join Coke and Dank on the fun of predicting on what's to come.
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![Justice League Crisis on Two Earths [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-twoearths_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Justice League Crisis on Two Earths [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
The Justice League vs The Crime Syndicate.A group of super-powered individuals who have the same powers as the Justice League, but with a drastically different approach to how they go about their business. Ever imagine what it would be like if the Justice League we know were actually villainous? Well, imagine no more.
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![Batman/Superman Public Enemies [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-publicenemies_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Batman/Superman Public Enemies [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Two thirds of the Holy Trinity are on the run from the government, and President Luthor won't be pleased until the bounty on their heads has been completed. Batman and Superman have to fight their way through waves of DC characters on their way to Lex, the source of their headaches this time around. That, and a "pregnant" meteor.
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![Justice League The New Frontier [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-newfrontier_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Justice League The New Frontier [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
Thursday Jul 25, 2019
The animated flick to start them all (I think we can all look past Superman: Doomsday), this is The New Frontier! Stylized, kind of weird and a lot of personality, this is the first animated Justice League movie to be pushed out, starting off a stream of others to follow. We pop the caps and give a little review to how we feel about this flick, it's pros and cons - join along.
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Thursday Jul 18, 2019
#22 - Superman is Dead
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
Thursday Jul 18, 2019
The superhero of superheroes. The one, the only: Superman... is dead.
That's right, this episode we're going through the different portrayals of how Supes bit the dust. Promised to you back during our 3 part DC Animated Movies discussions, here it is: the comic event of the 90's. It was a huge deal back then, and no other event since has quite captured the energy (or rage) that this one did.
Included in this episode, we talk about the comic event The Death of Superman, as well as the animated films Superman: Doomsday, The Death of Superman and The Rise of the Supermen.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
Some light rankings - each of our top 3 animated Bat flicks, and the ones we dislike the most.
Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2
![Superman vs The Elite [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-elite_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jul 17, 2019
Superman vs The Elite [Bottle Cap Review]
Wednesday Jul 17, 2019
Wednesday Jul 17, 2019
Great Superman stories are difficult to come by - he's a hard character to write a compelling story for because his weaknesses are limited. Superman vs The Elite poses an interesting situation for Superman to mull over - one that has to do with his very core: his values. What happens, Superman, when the public begins to believe that you aren't enough?
Fucking dope, right?
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Thursday Jul 11, 2019
#21 - Gargoyles Movie Pitch
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
It's our first big break!
The Weapons have a meeting with a studio to pitch their Gargoyles theatrical movie idea. Going through characters, casting, story and more, join us as we have psych ourselves up before heading into the meeting that could FINALLY bring this show to the big screen.
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![Gargoyles The Movie [Bottle Cap Review]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BC-gargoyles_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
Gargoyles The Movie [Bottle Cap Review]
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
If you grew up in the 90's, and you somehow missed the existence of this show (which is highly doubtful), then you are missing out big time. Arguably the most underrated and beloved animated show of that era, the first 5 episodes were put out as a direct-to flick. We cover it here in our first official Bottle Cap Review.
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![#20 - Hawkeye Vol 1: My Life as a Weapon [Arc Analysis #2]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/20_Hawkeye_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
#20 - Hawkeye Vol 1: My Life as a Weapon [Arc Analysis #2]
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
Continuing on our Arc Analysis series with a new book today - unlike our usual banter about this and that, this episode focuses intently on the first story arc (issues #1 - 5) of Marvel's Hawkeye: My Life as a Weapon.
We summarize and spoil the story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
6:30 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
57:15 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:05:30 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:08:10 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2

Thursday Jun 27, 2019
#19 - DC Animated Vol 3
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Part 3 of 4 of our DC Animated movies breakdown.
We're finally here: talking about DC's money man: The Batman. In this episode, we, The Weapons, go through the animated Bat-flicks and give our unopinionated opinions on each of them. We aren't always right about them, but we're never wrong.
Included in this episode (in order):
Batman: Gotham KnightBatman: Under the Red HoodBatman: Year OneBatman: The Dark Knight Returns Parts 1 & 2Batman: Assault on ArkhamSon of BatmanBatman vs RobinBatman: Bad BloodBatman: The Killing JokeBatman & Harley QuinnBatman: Gotham by Gaslight
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0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
5:55 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
1:02:04 Some light rankings - each of our top 3 animated Bat flicks, and the ones we dislike the most.
1:04:30 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:07:10 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 2