Comic Patrol
If you dig comic books and conversation between two would be friends, this is the podcast for you. We are wickedly good-looking, incredibly knowledgeable and mildly literate detectives who spent countless years rising the ranks over comic book creations we shared across the pages. We kept the spotlight on what we loved/hated the most on all of comic book culture, and anything that made us graphical fans from the beginning. Buckle in and join co-hosts Coke and Dank in this weekly podcast to get your ears perked with our brand of geek culture... This is our patrol, This is Comic Patrol. Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
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Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Thursday Apr 25, 2019
Across the Pages (AxP) is our new episode series where we take two (underappreciated or forgotten) similar-ish characters from different creators/publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.
Our inaugural episode will highlight the two leading ladies of Marvel and DC comics who have been overlooked for far too long.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
7:35 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
01:04:03 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:14:33 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:22:11 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Apr 18, 2019
Thursday Apr 18, 2019
Maybe we've seen Venom, maybe we haven't - it doesn't matter in this episode, where we jump that symbiote's head entirely and pitch our very own Carnage flick, and what it would entail!
Give us a job already - we're primed for the big leagues.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
6:43 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
01:12:31 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:21:57 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:28:52 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Apr 11, 2019
Thursday Apr 11, 2019
Episode Gr8! That means 8. And it's great. Gr8.Today's topic is all about them tunes. From trailer music to TV/movie theme songs, to movie and vidja game OST - we cover all our favourites - so join the Weapons in this episode for your ear holes.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 RIP Nipsey Hussle
3:21 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
6:20 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
1:20:22 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:28:21 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:32:14 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
Thursday Apr 04, 2019
The best rogues gallery in comics? Ya, we think so.
The real question is: how do they stack up? How do these naught boys and girls tier and rank compared to the dark knight? The Weapons break it down for you all right here, right now.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
2:35 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
01:05:15 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:14:14 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:17:11 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Mar 28, 2019
Thursday Mar 28, 2019
Have you ever wanted to put together your own dream team of superheroes, publications be damned?
No? Then piss off.
Yes? Then listen in on the Weapons as we talk about the best team ups we've seen in superhero movies so far, the ones we'd like to see at some point, and when we each put together our very own dream teams of superpeople, with the prerequisite being that they are from different printing companies.
--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
5:24 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
32:03 Dream Teams "impromptu" game - we each put together teams of comic book characters.
59:58 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:17:56 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:22:36 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
Thursday Mar 21, 2019
You need people like us... So you can point your finger and say "that's the bad guy"
An entire episode dedicated to villains. We talk about our top 5 MCU villains to date, DCEU villains we haven't seen yet, and other general chat about the baddest of bad boys and girls.
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
2:23 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
1:18:09 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:27:11 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:32:31 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
The final part of our currently unnamed "from the vault" series, which we recorded generations ago.
The Weapons chit chat about the Disney takeover, what it means, why it should probably be called Gisney instead of Disney, and other random stuff because of course.
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
1:28 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
53:11 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:00:42 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:04:26 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Friday Mar 15, 2019
Friday Mar 15, 2019
Third time's the charm - From the vault!
Our initial impressions recorded right after watching the great Thor: Ragnarok, plus other stuff such as hopes for future Avenger ensembles.
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
2:00 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
56:58 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:02:32 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:08:57 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Thursday Mar 14, 2019
Episode 2, so I guess we made it. Is that premature? Whatever, piss off.
Recorded a year ago, we take a look back at what we were most excited about in terms of the Marvel based shows that Netflix was pumping out.
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
1:40 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
54:51 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
1:03:03 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
1:08:42 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Wednesday Mar 13, 2019
Wednesday Mar 13, 2019
Episode 1! It's here! ...A year later.
The very first thing the Weapons had recorded, way back in the twilight of 2017, gearing up for 2018. It's dated, sure, but it's a gooder. We promise. We hope...
Our initial thoughts and reactions going over comic based shows and movies that were coming out or supposed to be coming out in 2018. Hold us accountable today for everything we say here - we are men of our word.. words? Men of our words? Ya, that sounds right.
0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro
1:55 Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)
42:53 poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)
48:22 Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.
53:13 Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku)
Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 1
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Coke N Dank, Dank N Coke - We are D'Lethal Weapons!
Join us as we talk about all things related to comic book culture, as well as off-topic shenanigans, as (we like to think we are) a couple of lovable jerks go back and forth in our sexy, segmented show!
Even though we are fully aware that nobody cares.