Comic Patrol Pod
- If you’re into comic books and the banter of two “would-be” friends, Coke and Dank, you’ve found the right patrol.
This is Comic Patrol! Your stop for wickedly good looking, questionable literacy, and a dangerously deep love-hate connection with comic book culture. With countless years of worlds, stories, and fandoms that have shaped our opinions. Buckle up and join the ride!
Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
- If you’re into comic books and the banter of two “would-be” friends, Coke and Dank, you’ve found the right patrol.
This is Comic Patrol! Your stop for wickedly good looking, questionable literacy, and a dangerously deep love-hate connection with comic book culture. With countless years of worlds, stories, and fandoms that have shaped our opinions. Buckle up and join the ride!
Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
Episodes

Saturday Aug 16, 2025
#113 - Four Faces of Fantastic Four
Saturday Aug 16, 2025
Saturday Aug 16, 2025
SATURDAY MORNING DROP !!!
Join the Comic Patrol as we dive into 4 faces of Fantastic Four !
(1967) - The Micro World of Dr. Doom {4}
(1994) - The Mask of Doom [part I,II,III]
(1994) - The Fantastic Four (4)
(2015) - Fantastic Four [4]
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![Farmhand Vol 2: Thorne in the Flesh [Arc Analysis #107]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA107_Farmhand_Vol_273tr4_300x300.jpg)
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Farmhand Vol 2: Thorne in the Flesh [Arc Analysis #107]
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Friday Aug 08, 2025
We really enjoyed the first volume of Farmhand, and we really meant to get to this volume sooner than we did, but time is fickle and all that... Anyways, 60-something books later, we are BACK with Farmhand Vol 2, and boy is it seedy. Get it? Well, honestly, it's not that seedy, but I was looking for a pun.. prickly? Let's go with prickly. AND BOY IS IT PRICKLY! In this volume, the sins of the father come around, but not just for his kids, for the whole town, as the people who have been modified with one of Jedidiah's seeds are mutating in strange ways.Also, there's a green caterpillar dog.
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Thursday Jul 31, 2025
#112 - TMNT #10 & July 2025 Pull List
Thursday Jul 31, 2025
Thursday Jul 31, 2025
Issue #10 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run!
Also, Dank doesn't miss an opportunity to address how the man was really a child, fell from his pedestal and never really was the one who should of been sitting in it. Viewer discretion is advised Dank really doesn't like Hulk Hogan.
We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for June, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are:
Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees: Rite of Spring #1
Death of the Silver Surfer #1
Sam & Twitch Case Files #15
Lost Fantasy #2
News From the Fallout #1
Hello Darkness #11
Blood Brothers Mother #4
Grommets #7
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![Guy Ritchie's Gamekeeper [Arc Analysis #106]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA106_Gameskeeper97zud_300x300.jpg)
Friday Jul 25, 2025
Guy Ritchie's Gamekeeper [Arc Analysis #106]
Friday Jul 25, 2025
Friday Jul 25, 2025
Hey, guess what? Guy Ritchie did a comic book! ... KindaHe didn't exactly write it himself but it sure is advertised as that. It's about a guy who works for a rich guy who takes in homeless guys to help with chores until Russian guys come for the rich guy and they meet a group of other guys who pull heists. Still with us? Great! Then listen in to hear what we think when three different writers contribute to a comic book and whether it's a good idea or not to switch up said book's formula in the middle of the story.
WINSTONNNNNN
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![The Vision (1994) [Arc Analysis #105]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA105_TheVision1994aqwcw_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
The Vision (1994) [Arc Analysis #105]
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
The 90's were a time, and 1994 we were witnessing the Dark Ages of comics, although we didn't know. Welp -The Vision 1994 - helps us realize a lot about the 90's.
This story of Vision spans four issues of what could be an interesting take on "the man" split between - the red synthezoid , Simon Williams and Alex Lipton.
But can they handle the weight needed to portray the robotic depth and density of this Marvel superhero?
BUCKLE IN - sawftcheezes, the COMIC PATROL is here.
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![[Bonus] - More Shame of Frank Miller](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/BONUS_Shame_of_Frank_Miller8z8dj_300x300.png)
Friday Jul 11, 2025
[Bonus] - More Shame of Frank Miller
Friday Jul 11, 2025
Friday Jul 11, 2025
its BONUS season Nu Meatz, we dove back deep into our own episodes #19 DC Animated Vol.3 to find our original reviews of 2 of Frank Miller's animated films. Its Coke n Dank from 2019.. oh boy - we were younger-dumber and couldn't stop swearing!
Batman Year One (2011)
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I & II (2012)
#hismillerwasshowing#2drinkminimums
Buckle in This is: The BONUS Shame of FRANK MILLER
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Thursday Jul 10, 2025
#111 (a.k.a. #104.2) - The Shame of Frank Miller
Thursday Jul 10, 2025
Thursday Jul 10, 2025
And in Comic Patrol fashion, we couldn't have a pride series for the Hall of Fame, without a shame episode. It's been a long time coming, but we're here with our second inductee into our very own Hall of Fame for comic book influencers - and this is the part 3 you've been waiting for!
We went through almost his entire catalogue of comic books in parts ONE and TWO, and labelled those as "The Pride". This time, we delve into the 6 movie adaptations and one stolen scene, of his work, and Frankie-boy threw himself into everything.
The Spirit (2008)
Elektra (2005)
300: Rise of the Empire (2014)
Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
300 (2006)
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (fight scene) - (2016)
Sin City [2005]
#hismillerwasshowingSawftCheezes and Nu Meatz, please try and keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times, this is: The Shame of FRANK MILLER
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![Fantastic Four: The Galactus Trilogy [Arc Analysis #104]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA104_FF_Galactusah79k_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Fantastic Four: The Galactus Trilogy [Arc Analysis #104]
Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Marvel's first family isn't just called that because it sounds clever. No, the Fantastic Four literally are the first family of Marvel Comics, and to celebrate that - as well as the new, upcoming flick - we are taking it back to 1965's Galactus Trilogy. That's right, the first appearance of the big, planet eating guy and his silver surfing henchman guy.
Does this read well 60 years later? Well, let me tell ya something: No. But is it iconic and fun to talk about? You betcha. Come along with us, step in our time machine and eat some planets with us or something?
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![Superman: For All Seasons [Arc Analysis #103]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA103_Superman_Four_Seasonsaxuh5_300x300.jpg)
Friday Jun 27, 2025
Superman: For All Seasons [Arc Analysis #103]
Friday Jun 27, 2025
Friday Jun 27, 2025
There's a new Superman movie coming out! And on top of that, we did some research: One of the biggest inspirations for the new flick (although not the MAIN one, but still), For All Seasons, has now joined our list of Arc Analysis runs (essentially our own book club).
Now, if you know us, we claim Superman is one of the hardest characters to write well because of his powerset, but when a writing team gets it, it can truly make you a fan. And this time of Loeb and Sale, do they get it? Well, you have to listen in with us if you want to know.
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Thursday Jun 19, 2025
#110 - TMNT #9 & June 2025 Pull List
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Issue #9 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run!
We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for June, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are:
Marvel Rivals #1
Those Not Afraid #4
Mouse Guard #1
Exquisite Corpses #1
Free Planet #1
Transformers #21
Monkey Meat #3
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![Alien vs Predator vs Terminator [Arc Analysis #102]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA102_AvPvT810ca_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Alien vs Predator vs Terminator [Arc Analysis #102]
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Arc Analysis time (which is just something we call our version of book club) and this one is a doozy! Hey, you like aliens? Check. Hey, you like being terminated? Check. And hey, do you have an interest in predators? ...I kinda hope not, but check. AND LASTLY, do you you think mushing these three franchises together could work as a 4 issue miniseries? Well, whether you answered yes or no to that one, you should still hit play and listen to what we have to say about this comic from the year two thoouuusaaaaand!
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Thursday Jun 05, 2025
#109 - Inferno
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
With the Trials of X now behind us, we move forwards into the fiery twists of Inferno!
The end of the Hickman penned portion of the Krakoan era, the deepest and craziest secrets come to light, from Moira to Omega Sentinel to Mystique and even Krakoa itself, alliances and relationships will be forever changed.
In this episode, we cover Inferno #1-4, but we talk a lot about certain characters and where things could go from here, and what it means to lose Hickman's pen at this point in time for the world of mutants.
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Thursday May 29, 2025
#108.1 - Trials of X (Part 2)
Thursday May 29, 2025
Thursday May 29, 2025
HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!!
We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era
We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, magic and now in Beast's brain. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started.
This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, This is (more of) Trials of X!...
In this episode, we take a look at these 6 titles with Marvel Guide reading order
Phoenix Song: Echo #1-5
Marauders #24-27
SWORD #8-11
Wolverine #17-19
X-Force #21-26
Excalibur #22-26
If you want the complete picture, don't forget to check out our first part to this portion of the Krakoan era of X-Men, and if you want to read along too, that's dope... But we suggest maybe skipping Phoenix Song: Echo if you don't want to bail before we even get started... Thanks TRIAL of X (part II)
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Thursday May 22, 2025
#108.0 - Trials of X (Part 1)
Thursday May 22, 2025
Thursday May 22, 2025
HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!!
We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era
We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, space, magic and now Central Park. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started.
This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, This is Trials of X!
In this episode, we take a look at these 9 titles with Marvel Guide reading order
Wolverine #14 – #16
Marauders #23
X-Men #1
X-Men: The Trial of Magneto #1 – #5
Hellions #13 - #18
New Mutants #24
X-Corp #3 - #5
X-Men #2 – #3
Way of X #3 – #5
X-Men: The Onslaught Revelation #1
So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds* and wayminute... is *dolphin sounds* even in this series anymore?! You know who is this-big-baby-Orphan-Maker and he's got issues, so we dare you to walk back through the Krakoan gateway with us for TRIAL of X (part I)
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#CAUSEWEAINTNOBABIESINHERE

Thursday May 15, 2025
#107 - DSTLRY II
Thursday May 15, 2025
Thursday May 15, 2025
It not often we get a chance to read comics from the ground up, but we lucked out with DSTLRY and their new brand imprint.
Still the brainchild of David Steinberger and Chip Mosher, in May 2023. This is the house that has given artist and writers a fresh perspective, setting themselves up as the house that writers built:"focus on ethics, creator empowerment, and equity. Along with up-front participation by the founding creators, DSTLRY sets aside an additional 3% of company equity to be distributed among the creators who have projects released within the first three years. This equity will be distributed based of performance of titles"
So what sells gets paid more. Seems simple right? Well in DSTLRY(episode) we said yes.
We've since come back to the cutting edge studio to see the 2nd round of titles that have released to the marketplace. We also check some Issue 2's to see if those titles went Boom, Bah or Whoosh from where we last left off.
So buckle up as Coke n Dank give you the rundown of all the new books under this studio house, from paid, to laid, to shade, everything gets a look!
The series:
The City Beneath Her Feet #1
Defiant - #0 issue
Endeavour - #0 issue
Warm Fusion #1
You Won’t Feel a Thing #1
We return for Issue #2:
Somna
The Blood Brothers Mother
Gone
Life
The Missionary
Time Waits
White Boat
No, "-ing" is not typically considered an adverb in English grammar. 22:49 - you're wrong Dank !
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![Deadly Class Vol 3: The Snake Pit [Arc Analysis #101]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA101_DeadlyClass_Vol37b20y_300x300.jpg)
Friday May 09, 2025
Deadly Class Vol 3: The Snake Pit [Arc Analysis #101]
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
The very first Arc Analysis episode we did was for Volume 1 of a wonderful book called Deadly Class. It took us 62 Arc Analysis comic reviews, before we'd circle back to the kids of the King's Dominion Atelier of the Deadly Arts, and it didn't disappoint.
We are back for the 3rd instalment of the undeniable feverish pairing of pen Rick Remender and ink explosions of Wes Craig
This is the continued-continued misadventures of a high schooler assassins, and it's very 80's appeals. (no cellphones can save them, cause they don't exist!)
How are Marcus and Maria escaping the consequences of Chico? How does Saya and Willy deal with the fallout of the plan gone haywire? Can Marcus handle the news he doesn't know? and will he befriend Petra to help him make sense of the lunchroom politics of high-school ? What is really going on in that school, and what new characters are joining the mix? Watch those corners, you never know who's listening in the King's Dominion!
Buckle in We got you covered, sawft cheezes and nu meatz - WE ON PATROL.
Vol.2 Deadly Class - Kids of the Black HoleVol.1 Deadly Class - Reagan Youth
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Thursday May 01, 2025
#106 - TMNT #8 & April/May 2025 Pull List
Thursday May 01, 2025
Thursday May 01, 2025
Issue #8 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run!
We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for May, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are:
Those Not Afraid #3
Dick Tracy #9
Usagi Yojimbo: Ten Thousand Plums #2
FML #4
Jump Scare #1
Warm Fusion #2
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![Kingdome Come [Arc Analysis #100]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA100_KingdomCome7hu1r_300x300.jpg)
Saturday Apr 26, 2025
Kingdome Come [Arc Analysis #100]
Saturday Apr 26, 2025
Saturday Apr 26, 2025
Well Numeatz & Sawftcheezes we made it! The Comic Patrol celebrates their 100th Arc Analysis, and what better way would we celebrate than reviewing the 4 issue iconic pairing of Mark Waid and Alex Ross in Kingdom Come.
Arguably one of DC's greatest "elsewhere" books. It discusses themes of morality, changing landscapes, old batman, and a terribly named villain - MAGOG! MYGAWD.
Buckle in fans, as we go in, and dont sugar coat what Kingdom Come means to us.
We also take some time to give a nod to favourite Arc Analysis (AA) from the past 100 booms
Assholes
Deadly Class
Kill Lock
Mister Miracle
Prince of Cats
Saga
Shirtless Bear Fighter
TMNT: Secret History of the Foot Clan
X-Ray Robot
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![#105.2 - Daredevil: Born Again [Epi 7-9]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/1052_Born_Again_393f8m_300x300.jpeg)
Thursday Apr 17, 2025
#105.2 - Daredevil: Born Again [Epi 7-9]
Thursday Apr 17, 2025
Thursday Apr 17, 2025
*EDIT - DANKAGAIN HERE "thanks for reaching out sawftcheezes and noticing the error, we now updated the full intro into our part 3 of Daredevil: Born Again!"Carrying along the 'Born Again' tagline on your project is a tall order when that subtitle carries the weight from one of the best Daredevil stories ever written, so the next few episodes of our podcast - like we did with X-Men 97 last year - will be focused on the new Daredevil Disney+ series. This first part covers episodes 7. 8 and 9, so let's see how they stack up to the old Netflix series, and to the comic book legacy of Mr Matt Murdock (and Wilson Fisk).
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![#105.1 - Daredevil: Born Again [Epi 4-6]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/1051_Born_Again_27l1a4_300x300.jpg)
Monday Apr 14, 2025
#105.1 - Daredevil: Born Again [Epi 4-6]
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Carrying along the 'Born Again' tagline on your project is a tall order when that subtitle carries the weight from one of the best Daredevil stories ever written, so the next few episodes of our podcast - like we did with X-Men 97 last year - will be focused on the new Daredevil Disney+ series. This second part covers episodes 4, 5 and 6, so let's see how they stack up to the old Netflix series, and to the comic book legacy of Mr Matt Murdock (and Wilson Fisk).
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