Comic Patrol

Sink Vol 1: Welcome to Glasgow [Arc Analysis #67]

Yup Coke and Dank waited for the Friday the 13th to give you guys our next comic Arc Analysis. And oh boy it stays with you... Welcome to the town of Sinkhill. This is a town that even the bravest of superheroes would take a second before driving through. Luckily no heroes are needed for this grounded, brutal, wild and maniac mad mad world. Less is more for this 2018 John Lees gem! So Buckle up and avoid that blue van as we review Sink!
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First Glance: Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom Trailer

Ya, we're doing another first glance trailer edition. Look, the people (all 3 of you) cried for more, so here we are giving you just that. MORE glances that are first at trailers for upcoming comic book projects.Hopefully we can stay on topic and only talk about the sequel to 2018's Aquaman, but if you know us, you know we're going to talk about other things a lot. Or maybe we just talk about how cool Black Manta is. Press play, find out, you've got a spare 20 minutes, don't front!

That Texas Blood Vol 1: A Brother’s Conscience [Arc Analysis #66]

[were late, but we still love you, sometimes] So were back with a midnight special - That Texas Blood. Less is more for this small little town murder mystery, its brimming with beauty from every blood soaks line stroke and we learn that it's an art style kept in the family for artist JACOB PHILLIPS (father Sean Phillips) and  take of revenge for writer CHRIS CONDON.
Welll.... Join us as we follow Sheriff Joe Bob for this haunting noir crime--western that packs a punch. A little No Country for Old Men x True Detectives ..and since were opening that can of worms True Detective: Night Country
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Disney Great Parodies Vol 1: Mickey’s Inferno [Arc Analysis #65]

It's not the first time Mickey and his gang jump into another tale, story or fantasy to teach readers the ins and outs of life and love. Welp. This isn't that as we join Mickey into the beginnings of Dante's Inferno and his first circle of hell.  if you're wondering how long to took Coak n Dank to turn a G rated Mickey Mouse project, into R Rated content...not long. Join us as we ask the important questions like... Where's Donald?  
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#81 - TMNT: Mutant Mayhem vs TMNT 2007

Man, do we love our turtles. But we noticed it had been a full calendar year since we had done anything TMNT-centric, and that's just not right. So, as luck would have it, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem dropped in theatres and we obviously soaked it in. In this episode, we review it.. Comic Patrol style. We saw the opportunity to square Mutant Mayhem up with the only other (not direct-to-TV) animated Turtles movie: TMNT 2007! And so, we did.So follow along with us as break both movies down side by side in the greenest matchup you've probably ever seen... Ever.
#nerdleturtle 
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Mystery Men [Bottle Cap Review]

From the jump its no secret how much fun Coke and Dank have with this bottle cap review. Its overflowing with, fun, farts, personality, humour, sight gags, disco dancers and star power, don't believe us? its a movie that has a cast of ...
Ben Stiller
Janeane Garofalo
William H. Macy
Jenifer Lewis
Greg Kinnear
Hank Azaria
Tom Waits
Geoffrey Rush
Claire Forlani
Kel Mitchell
Wes Studi
Eddie Izzard
Pras
Michael Bay
and the legendary Paul Reubens, Rest in Peace, to name a few.
Join us as we laugh through all the joy that is Mystery Men! shouts outs to the Not-So-GOODIE MOB!!
We set!! 
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#numeatz #sawftcheeze
 

First Glance: Loki Season 2 Trailer

Our 2nd 'First Glance - TRAILER' keeping in tradition we continue not to do trailer reactions, but stick to our first views of something comic book coming soon. Enter Loki Season 2, what we think is Marvels last chance to save their TV series run up. 
Watch how we jump through our Loki's S02 first glance, Marvel Invasion's dropping of green balls and cream over our X-Men 97 wishlist. Honestly, we can't wait! still hoping it drops this year snikt snikt, bubs.  
Shout outs to Ewan McGregor & Mahershala Ali, were waiting for y'all to join the marvel ranks. That also includes Bonebreaker and the Reavers.Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE, first glance..

The Brave Little Toaster [Bottle Cap Review]

It didn't take long for Coke and Dank to roll down memory lane and remember this 1987 classic. Join the duo as they relive their childhood traumas, laughs and inside jokes and re-love this animated, musical, adventure - The Brave Little Toaster. A gem before it's time, and the hardest movie to find on streaming!Hope you still have your VHS copy. 
City of Lights - TBLT 
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#numeatz #sawftcheeze #philhartman #bravelittletoaster #TBLT

Green Lanterns: Rage Planet [Arc Analysis #64]

There is a REbirth in the DC universe! With a new style and a newer flow  join Coke and Dank as they read the Sam Humphries and Geoff Johns inspired Rage Planet. New Lantern members Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz are partnered up and forced to face their fears, mishaps and anxieties as they look to take down the furious Red Lantern Corp. 
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Deadly Class Vol 2: Kids of the Black Hole [Arc Analysis #63]

The very first Arc Analysis episode we did (wayyy back in 2019) was for Volume 1 of a wonderful book called Deadly Class. In some ways, it helped us kick off this podcast... In other ways, I just made that up for dramatic effect!Anyways, this is the continued misadventures of a high school for assassins, and it's very 80's in the most fun ways. How are Marcus and Maria getting on after the stuff with Chico? How does Says work into the mix? Is Chester (aka Fuckface) getting closer to his goal? What's Willie and Billy up to now that the school is in full swing, and what new characters are joining the mix?We got you covered, soft cheeses and new meats - listen in
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My Little Pony: Spirit of the Forest [Arc Analysis #62]

Our first foray into the MLP universe, and even though we weren't sure what to expect, we know all about the faithful following the line has. Bronies ain't nothing to play with, and after this episode, maybe we're going to join the team...Nah, we aren't but this book definitely has it's merits and this episode of Arc Analysis is worth a good listen.
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#80 - Enter the Skrulls (Secret Invasion) -The 37th Chamber

"It bombed atomically/ Furious philosophies and hypotheses/ Flee with the lottery/possibly they knotted me/ Battle-scarred gravatron/ Explosion when Super-Skrull with Captain Marvel's powers hits tremendous/ Ultraviolet shines when Fury leaves fckin Earth ... Again!"
Phase 5 is here with this  anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about this 6 episode MCU series. Oh what could of been with a secret invasion.. Nicholas Furious may finally too old for this sh!t . 
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Where Wolf [Arc Analysis #61]

When somebody hits you up with their own graphic novel based on a werewolf hunt through a furry convention, you gotta do what you gotta do.. And that means covering it for Arc Analysis!
So yes, it is our first official write-in to be on the show, and we're taking full advantage. Especially when the premise sounds as hilariously fun as this one. So buckle up and press play, we've got a lot of messy, furry human remains to dig through
 
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Axe Cop Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #60]

Leave it to the imagination of a then 5 year old to partner the idea of a police cop and an axe, into a giant size adventure of avocados, machine gun dinosaurs and unicorn babies just to start. Join Coke and Dank as their brain wrinkles on the idea of having your lead writer still wet the bed but still get final say! (i guess the child labour laws will look the other way when its family) We talk the ups and downs  and beautiful blacks and whites attached to this one of kind and most original Axe Cop Vol. 1!
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#79 - Spider-Versatility

Not much needs to be said here... We are back in the realm of animated Miles Morales for the second installment of the Spider-Verse series, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. We dig into it here, all the likes, dislikes and everything in between.
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First Glance: Kraven the Hunter Trailer

Our first 'First Glance' at something that isn't a comic book. In this case, it's Coke's first time watching the trailer for Sony's upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie and everything that it has going for it... Which isn't really all that much. Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE

The Kill Lock Vol 2: The Artisan Wraith [Arc Analysis #59]

Boy, did we ever looove the first volume of The Kill Lock; the story of four misfit robots who had been sentenced to a life linked together by a mark they wore. This mark meant that if one of them died, the would all die and forced the four of them - no matter how much they disliked each other - to exist together and closely.Now, after the events of the first volume (which we won't spoil here), we're back with the same group of four bots, that now have to pick up the pieces from the wild ending of last volume.
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Gideon Falls Vol 2: Original Sins [Arc Analysis #58]

Fun fact: Gideon Falls Volume 1 was the 7th Arc Analysis we ever did, and the first one we made it's own drop. Even though that was years ago, Volume 2 was always on our minds to return to because this book stays with you.
Atmospheric, tense, creepy, gripping, psychedelic, creepy... Did we say creepy yet? This picks up right where Volume 1 leaves off, following the conflicted Father Fred in one version of the town and the disturbed Norton in another. Both of them on a search for answers and the mysterious Black Barn at the center of it all.--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--
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Immortal Hulk Vol 1: Or is He Both? [Arc Analysis #57]

Well it took a while but, sometimes those whiles are worth the wait. And it's almost safe to say Immortal Hulk is  that one of worth. Join Coke and Dank as we finally attempt to take down the immovable Mean-Joe-Green of the Marvel Comic Universe and talk all the good, bad and gamma that Bruce Banner and his counterpart Hulk get into. Spoilers: they get into a lot of towns and f*ck them up immediately, its great!
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#78 - Guardians of the Galaxy’s Galaxy

(disclaimer: we had some issues with the recording so the audio for this one is a little rough, Dank sounds like he's in a phone booth, which is weird cause whens the last time you've seen a phone booth?!)
Join Coke and Dank as we fall for the oddball, the rebels, the outkasts, the geeks, the outsiders, the guardians:  Gamora, Drax, Groot, baby Groot, Teenage Groot, Ninja Turtle Groot, Rocket and StarLord all over again! We jump through all three of MCU's Guardians of the Galaxy films and a holiday special and remember simpler times of the MCU machine. We talk about all the Volumes:GotG - Volume 1 (2014) GotG - Volume 2 (2017) GotG - Holiday Special (2022)  GotG - Volume 3 (2023)But also, the Guardians comic run (2008), the Guardian effect of humour and tone, favourite characters, best villains, tie-ins, cameos, John C Reilly, voice acting, themes, killer soundtracks, dance off's, favourite scenes, family(mother)-family(father)-family(self) and that James Gunn effect that got a group of unknown space a-holes into certified blockbuster beloved superheroes!
We are gonna miss this chapter.  i am groot.