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Locke & Key Vol 3: Crown of Shadows [Arc Analysis #71]

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez created Locke and Key. 
Coke and Dank now breakdown Locke and Key yet AGAIN!.
Volume 3 for this story of magical keys and family drama and deep, dark secrets. And we'll keep going too, because this story is too much of a fun, and unique ride. We're back with the Locke's and all the tragedy they have been facing, from the continued fallout of their dead father and alcoholic mother and all the trappings of high schoolers trying to make it their own way. Not to mention the magic keys... There are a lot of new ones introduced in this volume, more than the ones we've seen who can make your ghosts appear or show you what's inside of somebody else's mind.
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First Glance: Madame Web Trailer

Yeah. We watched the Madame Web trailer and this is what we have to say about it.So, yeah. Madame Web.Yup...

First Glance: Crave #1

We all have way more apps on our phones than we care to admit, but what if you had an app that was a guaranteed hookup? No, not Tinder or Bumble or whatever similar "dating" app you know of; I mean one that could link you directly with the person or kink you desire most.That app is Crave. And this is First Glaaaaance of Crave #1 (of 6)

First Glance: Echo Trailer

Do you miss the Daredevil show that was on Netflix? Well Marvel proper heard you, so before we get the 18 episode Daredevil: Born Again series, we get this precursor from the scenes of lasy year's Hawkeye: Echo.It will be the MCU's first M rated show and this trailer gives you just enough to understand the tone without telling you too much more.Safe to say, we are in.

Sink Vol 2: Blood & Rain [Arc Analysis #70]

Sink volume 1 hit us like a ton of bloody bricks. So we obviously couldn't wait too long for the follow-up and hoo boy, if you enjoyed the first chapter as much as we did, this is a must read. It picks up right after the events in the first book, and also acts as a way to bring multiple characters and arcs together in an even tighter way. It's a culmination of events in this wild, violent universe. Welcome to Glasgow, the forecast is Blood & Rain.
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#84.0 - Reign of X (Part 1)

THE HOX POX DOX has returneth !!
Being big Jonathan Hickman fans (still), when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked(initially).
That had us follow the first run of X-Men: Dawn of X, House of X, Powers of X and the eventus they built up to X of Swords. However, X of Swords broke us into taking a 2-year hiatus from this comic series. But we're back to b!tch again with our favourite mutant league teams in Reign of X!
In this episode, we take a look at the (Marvel Guide) 8 titles Excalibur #16-20,X-Factor #5-8X-Men #16Cable #7-8Hellions #7-11Marauders #16-17X-Force #15-19 Wolverine #8-12So without giving away spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank and *dolphin sounds* dare you to take a leap of faith and walk through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part I)
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Sex Warrior [Arc Analysis #69]

Hey there. Yes, you, reading this description.Have you ever been curious about what a world war would look like if it was based on old people who live forever vs the younger generation who are living under the old geezer's thumbs? Oh, you have huh? Well what if I told you to add no less than two types of super soldiers into the mix and a woman from the future who has special powers that become stronger when she has sex?Ya, I didn't think so. That's what this book is about, and somehow it's only two issues.
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The Rocketeer [Bottle Cap Review]

This one is a throoowback. Watching this as a kid is a little different than watching it as an adult.As a kid, I saw a dude flying around in a super cool costume and bad guys a plenty trying to shoot him down and that was fun.As an adult, this one is very reminiscent of Iron Man (2008) but with the mob, old school planes, the mob, nazis and a dude flying around in a super cool costume.

Bitch Planet Vol 1: Extraordinary Machine [Arc Analysis #68]

The concept of this book is incredibly unique and it has a way of grabbing our interest on that alone. 'Bitch Planet' is the nickname given to a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females, away from Earth, which was controlled entirely by rich males in power.This story is about what goes down on that prison planet and some of the prisoners on it.
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#83 - Genndy Tartakovsky’s ‘PRIMAL’

Do you know who Genndy Tartakovsky is? You better. The man has had his hand in many projects you probably loved, but this time, with this series 'Primal', he's outdone himself.What do you get when a T-Rex and a caveman form a bond over shared trauma? Well.. we don't use the word masterpiece loosely, but this series could be in the conversation. OR we could be lying to you and we absolutely hated this show. I guess you'll have to hit play to find out for sure but keep in mind: we spoil the heck out of it.
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First Glance: Crypt of Shadows #1 (2023)

WE DID A COMIC BOOK FOR FIRST GLANCE AGAIN!A little over the top but we were probably excited. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at Crypt of Shadows #1, Marvel's comic book version of Treehouse of Horrors.We get stories centered around Scarlet Witch, Hulk, Deadpool, and Daredevil, with a bunch of other characters and cameos. Of course the themes and faces we see get us to start talking about other properties and what could come in the future.

The Toxic Avenger (1984) [Bottle Cap Review]

We're gonna be honest with you here... This is a movie. A movie from 1984. A movie from 1984 where a guy is transformed by barrels of toxic waste into some hulking monster who can sense evildoers and proceeds to break, beat or melt them with his bare hands. He also wears a tutu.
If you like cheesy 80's action, flare and forced comedy, then boy oh boy do we have a movie for you!
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#82 - The Maxx

The Maxx.What more can be said about this property. If you are not familiar with this comic (or cartoon) and you consider yourself a big comic guy (or gal), that title for you is debatable. Sam Kieth created something so unique, so interesting, so special here that you need to check this out. Not should; need. Is it a superhero comic? Is it a trip? Is it confusing and charming and disgustingly beautiful? Yes to all of those things.Read this book. Watch the show. They have different endings so it doesn't matter in which order you do that in, but once you're done both? Listen to this episode.
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Sink Vol 1: Welcome to Glasgow [Arc Analysis #67]

Yup Coke and Dank waited for the Friday the 13th to give you guys our next comic Arc Analysis. And oh boy it stays with you... Welcome to the town of Sinkhill. This is a town that even the bravest of superheroes would take a second before driving through. Luckily no heroes are needed for this grounded, brutal, wild and maniac mad mad world. Less is more for this 2018 John Lees gem! So Buckle up and avoid that blue van as we review Sink!
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First Glance: Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom Trailer

Ya, we're doing another first glance trailer edition. Look, the people (all 3 of you) cried for more, so here we are giving you just that. MORE glances that are first at trailers for upcoming comic book projects.Hopefully we can stay on topic and only talk about the sequel to 2018's Aquaman, but if you know us, you know we're going to talk about other things a lot. Or maybe we just talk about how cool Black Manta is. Press play, find out, you've got a spare 20 minutes, don't front!

That Texas Blood Vol 1: A Brother’s Conscience [Arc Analysis #66]

[were late, but we still love you, sometimes] So were back with a midnight special - That Texas Blood. Less is more for this small little town murder mystery, its brimming with beauty from every blood soaks line stroke and we learn that it's an art style kept in the family for artist JACOB PHILLIPS (father Sean Phillips) and  take of revenge for writer CHRIS CONDON.
Welll.... Join us as we follow Sheriff Joe Bob for this haunting noir crime--western that packs a punch. A little No Country for Old Men x True Detectives ..and since were opening that can of worms True Detective: Night Country
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Disney Great Parodies Vol 1: Mickey’s Inferno [Arc Analysis #65]

It's not the first time Mickey and his gang jump into another tale, story or fantasy to teach readers the ins and outs of life and love. Welp. This isn't that as we join Mickey into the beginnings of Dante's Inferno and his first circle of hell.  if you're wondering how long to took Coak n Dank to turn a G rated Mickey Mouse project, into R Rated content...not long. Join us as we ask the important questions like... Where's Donald?  
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#81 - TMNT: Mutant Mayhem vs TMNT 2007

Man, do we love our turtles. But we noticed it had been a full calendar year since we had done anything TMNT-centric, and that's just not right. So, as luck would have it, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem dropped in theatres and we obviously soaked it in. In this episode, we review it.. Comic Patrol style. We saw the opportunity to square Mutant Mayhem up with the only other (not direct-to-TV) animated Turtles movie: TMNT 2007! And so, we did.So follow along with us as break both movies down side by side in the greenest matchup you've probably ever seen... Ever.
#nerdleturtle 
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Mystery Men [Bottle Cap Review]

From the jump its no secret how much fun Coke and Dank have with this bottle cap review. Its overflowing with, fun, farts, personality, humour, sight gags, disco dancers and star power, don't believe us? its a movie that has a cast of ...
Ben Stiller
Janeane Garofalo
William H. Macy
Jenifer Lewis
Greg Kinnear
Hank Azaria
Tom Waits
Geoffrey Rush
Claire Forlani
Kel Mitchell
Wes Studi
Eddie Izzard
Pras
Michael Bay
and the legendary Paul Reubens, Rest in Peace, to name a few.
Join us as we laugh through all the joy that is Mystery Men! shouts outs to the Not-So-GOODIE MOB!!
We set!! 
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First Glance: Loki Season 2 Trailer

Our 2nd 'First Glance - TRAILER' keeping in tradition we continue not to do trailer reactions, but stick to our first views of something comic book coming soon. Enter Loki Season 2, what we think is Marvels last chance to save their TV series run up. 
Watch how we jump through our Loki's S02 first glance, Marvel Invasion's dropping of green balls and cream over our X-Men 97 wishlist. Honestly, we can't wait! still hoping it drops this year snikt snikt, bubs.  
Shout outs to Ewan McGregor & Mahershala Ali, were waiting for y'all to join the marvel ranks. That also includes Bonebreaker and the Reavers.Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE, first glance..