Comic Patrol

First Glance: Gargoyles #1

"The spell is broken. And we live again! We are defenders of the night. We are Gargoyles!"
Back with another First Glance, Firrrrrrst Glance, with Goliath taking centre page. We rejoin the rock-winged-clan since last seeing them with the end of the 3 seasoned animated series in 1997. Even in all that time its still a New York state of mind as they sore the night skies!
Do we get more gargolyes, yes. More villains, yes! More love connections, yes? Buckle up for a Dynamite Entertainment production. Weisman and Kambadais lean off the ledge for this 2022 release.   
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#73 - Scott Pilgrim

Not many properties are adapted as a comic book, a movie AND a video game, but Scott Pilgrim, that sonofabitch, did it with flying colours. Well, Scott AND his amazing cast of friends (and enemies), but still... In this episode, we talk about the 6 volumes, we talk about the movie, we talk about Toronto, we talk about the good, the bad and even touch on the video game a little bit too!So if you love (or hate) the Scott Pilgrim universe, and like a good discussion, stop reading this and press play already!
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Disney’s Darkwing Duck: Brawl in the Family [Arc Analysis #44]

This one is for the 80's and 90's kids. He is the terror that flaps in the night! He is the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! He is the jailor that swallows the keys! He is Darkwing Duck.
This was the mini-series that kicked off at the same time as the animated series, and we dive into it so come listen to our totally unbiased thoughts and let's get dangerous.
 
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#72 - Hawkeye by Matt Fraction & David Aja

Coke N Dank take Arc Analysis one step further, as we run down page by page the always entertaining 2012  #1-#22 Hawkeye series! We cover the entire run by legendary duo Matt Fraction and David Aja, who arguably give Hawkguy his best and relatable comic run. This is a stylized, twisting, and funny read. Brace yourself as we reread and follow Clint Barton as he attempts to clean up his loose. messy life before his last bowstring breaks!
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Farmhand Vol 1: Reap What Was Sown [Arc Analysis #43]

We're back with another Rob Guillory gem! the creator of CHEW has found another story that tilts your head into what is growing under the soil. Less is more, so you'll hear us tip-toe around whats to love about this book while trying not to spoil any of the "produce" grown with this read. Join us as we follow through the loooong awaited Jenkins Family Family reunion, and ask what took so long for this family to come back together and whats going on in that barn!?
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#71 - Twelve More Death Days

Merry Christmas! WE MADE IT ON TIME 
Our festivus Christmas episode of death days has returned, where we once again twist the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 days of comic book deaths.... And finally you're all getting this wonderful joyous x-ecution fa-la-la-la-la  episode on time. And you filthy animals better like it too, cause we already know how many of your sawft cheezes were naughty!
In this one, we talk about and laugh at the absurdity of the oldest comic book troupe "killing a beloved character". This years dirty dozen deaths span Marvel and DC comics; from Jean Grey to Supergirl to Ben Riely and America's favourite superdog Krypto, hit play to hear it all, death by bloody death.
Comics we hit this episodeTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 - 1984The Transformers #24 - 1987Civil War II #1 - 2016Crisis on Infinite Earths #7 - 1985Crisis on Infinite Earths #12 - 1985Uncanny X-Men #281 - 1991Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?  #1 - 1997Uncanny X-Men #390 - 2001Infinite Crisis #5 - 2005Death of Hawkman #6 - 2016Spider-Man: Night of the Goblin #75 - 1996Avengers Vs. X-Men #11 - 2012
 
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Captain Canuck: Aleph [Arc Analysis #42]

Our patriotism is showing as we go up north and follow the Canadian sensation, Tom Evans: Captain Canuck as he navigates the Canadian trails  as he gains new powers , rescues his all star team (kinda), and tries to survive his arch nemesis Mr Gold.  This 2018 read covers the first arch of the Cap's adventure Issues #1-6.
Shout outs to Redcoat and Kebec, if you're bilingual well la de da, this book will reward you right when its getting good!
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#70 - DC Animated Vol 4

Part 4 of 4 of our DC Animated movies breakdown.
The other 3 volumes were foreeeeever ago, with Episodes #17, #18 and #19, but we are BACK. This is volume 4, where we cover another 14 DC Animated movies, so buckle up because this is a long one!
Included in this episode (in order):
Justice League Vs The Fatale FiveBatman: HushWonder Woman: BloodlinesSuperman: Red SonJustice League Dark: Apokolips WarSuperman: Man of TomorrowBatman: Soul of the DragonDeathstroke: Knights & DragonsJustice Society: World War IIBatman: The Long Halloween Part I & Batman: The Long Halloween Part IIInjusticeCatwoman: HuntedGreen Lantern: Beware my PowerBatman & Superman: Battle of the Super Sons
 
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Chainsaw Reindeer #1 [Arc Analysis #41]

Christmas Season is around the corner, and your favourite Patrollers managed to find the one comic to Arc Analysis, that makes Xmas - no Bueno. Come in and listen to the Brandon Rhiness written, gratuitously violent, eye shattering, northern poled - murdering rampage. Feliz Navidad nu meatz! 

#69 - Comics About Sex

Its the episode you've all been waiting for, lovers, friends, enemies all are welcomed to the XXX levels of comics that cross the line into those mature themes you could only call taboo... xoxoxo swaft cheezes 
 
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Incognito Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #40]

We have reached the finale of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us on the journey Zach Overkill and his sorted past with his former boss Black Death. Its a lot. and even more overkills than the name would suggest. 
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#68.1 - Purple Carpet Rollout: Wakanda Forever

You're listening to the #Comic_Patrol on the heels of watch maybe the largest anticipated sequel for Marvel fans... across the world. There is much to do with the untimely passing of King T'Challa - Chadwick Boseman and visionary director Ryan Coogler has no small task returning to Wakanda. With lovely lovelies all over the screen Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, newcomer Dominique Throne and the legendary Angela Bassett. Can he recapture the love for the Black Panther? Lets see.. this is Wakanda Forever !!
 
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#68.0 - Purple Carpet Rollout: Black Panther

It took 4 years, but the #Comic_Patrol have found their way back to the MCU's phase 3 classic and cultural triumph 2018's Black Panther. This is a love letter to both the Man, Legend and brief cinematic life of Chadwick Boseman and us giving all the keys to the castle to visionary director Ryan Cooglar... Take a listen as we deep dive into the world building of Wakanda... and our love for the lovely lovely Lupita N'yongo.. this is the Black Panther!
 
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#67 - The Miseducation of Jennifer Walters

the MCU Phase 4 ends with this most anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about and look forward to. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about the last of the year MCU series. Oh she's a head-scratcher and we are confused on why this powerhouse player got pimped and played out. Jennifer Walters could of been the next shinning gem in the next gauntlet the MCU builds towards.  but instead we got this... haha. 
We still think Tatiana Maslany is lovelylovely.
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Werewolf By Night [Bottle Cap Review]

MCU Phase 4.5 - we coined it if only to include 2 projects that need its own spaces. The first Werewolf by Night - a return to Marvel one-shots a simple story in an hour of time, and released on Halloween.. oh patrollers we may have a winner here!
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Fatale Vol 1: Death Chases Me [Arc Analysis #39]

We are nearing the finale of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us on the journey of secrets, lies, horror, and monsters. A man becomes obsessed with a woman who destroy his life and has left a trail of carnage all the way from the 1950s. Can he trust his heart or is p*ssy gon get him kilt?! 
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The Fade-Out Vol 1: Act One [Arc Analysis #38]

We are in the 4th book of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes us back to 1940s Hollywood, as a noir film gets stuck in reshoots and the writer gets caught in actresses murder cover up. Can he escape the machine before he gets sucked in?
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Criminal Vol 1: Coward [Arc Analysis #37]

We are the third instalment of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis follow our reluctant hero Leo, a professional thief with his own set of rules to stay alive in his line of work. No guns, no girls and don't work with anyone who's double crossed you. Of course everything gets thrown out the window when he gets lured into a risky heist, where all his rules are broken. 
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Sleeper Vol 1: Out in the Cold [Arc Analysis #36]

We are rolling in the second of our dynamic duo of art and pens - Brubaker and Phillips. This Arc Analysis takes Holden Carver an undercover agent behind enemy lines in the Tao organization. Caught in a web of uncertainty, deceit, perseverance and danger. Can Holden get out of his assignment before the world thinks him to be a traitor to his country ?
 
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#66 - JCVD 6-Pack

The Greatest 3 hours you could ever spend with Coke n Dank is watching JCVD movies!
We finally review and rerank 6 of Jean Claude Van Damme classics*and we consider everything done by JCVD a classic 
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1997 - Double Team
1994- Timecop 
1993 - Hard Target
1991 - Double Impact
1990 - Death Warrant
1990- Lionheart
spin kicks for all!
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