Comic Patrol Pod
- If you’re into comic books and the banter of two “would-be” friends, Coke and Dank, you’ve found the right patrol.
This is Comic Patrol! Your stop for wickedly good looking, questionable literacy, and a dangerously deep love-hate connection with comic book culture. With countless years of worlds, stories, and fandoms that have shaped our opinions. Buckle up and join the ride!
Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
- If you’re into comic books and the banter of two “would-be” friends, Coke and Dank, you’ve found the right patrol.
This is Comic Patrol! Your stop for wickedly good looking, questionable literacy, and a dangerously deep love-hate connection with comic book culture. With countless years of worlds, stories, and fandoms that have shaped our opinions. Buckle up and join the ride!
Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze
Episodes
![Retribution Rising [Arc Analysis #125]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA125_Retribution_Risingbg72o_300x300.jpg)
Feb 14, 2026
Retribution Rising [Arc Analysis #125]
Feb 14, 2026
Feb 14, 2026
16 min
SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT NU MEATZ!!
This week on Arc Analysis we have a: FAN SUBMISSION!! Eddie O Shea, an avid anime fan, has written a book about lead character Ethan, "a young man discovering his powers in a world of superheroes." called Retribution Rising.
Coke N Dank love a chance to read something new and experiemental and Retribution Rising falls right into that wheel-house. Buckle-in Nu MEATZ as we talk all things about Eddie O'Shea's passion project that he shared with us and now you!
Hey EDDIE, if youre reading this you gotta give a way for new fans to read your work, drop your socials or where new fans can read more Retribution Rising & ETHAN!
...also is ETHAN his name and superhero moniker? if your still thinking CokeNDank choose "GETBACK" as his superhero name!
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Feb 14, 2026
16 min
![Criminal Vol 2: Lawless [Arc Analysis #124]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA124_Criminal_Vol29pp3o_300x300.jpg)
Feb 7, 2026
Criminal Vol 2: Lawless [Arc Analysis #124]
Feb 7, 2026
Feb 7, 2026
19 min
Continuing on from our last Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips story we posted a couple of weeks ago, we're back for more of this legendary duo.
Criminal: Lawless is the 2nd volume of the classic tale of gritty crime stories. In this one, the question is asked, how far would you go to avenge a family member you barely knew? How much of a motivator is the feeling of guilt? In this volume, we get a glimpse at how a man with nothing to lose inserts himself into a unit of organized crime to get revenge for his dead, estranged brother and the dangers of getting in too deep.
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Feb 7, 2026
19 min
![Saga Vol 4 [Arc Analysis #123]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA123_Saga_Vol4akygk_300x300.jpg)
Jan 31, 2026
Saga Vol 4 [Arc Analysis #123]
Jan 31, 2026
Jan 31, 2026
20 min
We don't want to bury the lead on this one but you know we love us some Brian K Vaughan and Fiona Staples' SAGA. And you can see for yourself that, with this being the 4th volume we've covered, it's a series that's in our wheelhouse.
With our main characters moreso in hiding than actually on the run, can they find a way to raise Hazel while also staying safe? Prince Robot hasn't given up on searching for them, and a large chunk of the galazy now knows about them too.
An empire only really ever falls apart from the inside, afterall.
As a bonus drinking game, anytime you hear Coke N Dank say "bury the lead" in this episode, take a shot
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Jan 31, 2026
20 min
![Kill or Be Killed Vol 2 [Arc Analysis #122]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA122_Kill_or_be_Killed_Vol27uhcx_300x300.jpg)
Jan 24, 2026
Kill or Be Killed Vol 2 [Arc Analysis #122]
Jan 24, 2026
Jan 24, 2026
23 min
It's been a while since we covered an Ed Brubaker / Sean Phillips book, but we made it. This team was due for another round of coverage (even if we already did a 6-pack for them, that was ages ago), and we deliver here.
Last volume, our main character, Dylan, was introduced to the literal demon on his shoulder who was forcing him to kill people. It was an adjustment to say the least... But now with volume 2 of Kill or Be Killed, Dylan has learned - and seems oddly comfortable - to live with his passenger. If you want to see (hear) what sort of dangers that style of confidence can get a man (serial killer), hit play.
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Jan 24, 2026
23 min

Jan 16, 2026
#120 - Batman #5, TMNT #13, #14 & Jan Pull List
Jan 16, 2026
Jan 16, 2026
47 min
Episode 120 and the Weapons - Keep. Pulling. Comics. The fun doesnt slow down, but it does change tones as we wait finally get a taste of the new creative team to uphold TMNT(2026) arc, we get a double dose of turtlepower this month!
Bonus Drops
Coke Movie Pick - (here)
Dank Movie Pick - (here)(it'll make more sense when Coke tells you about a scene he's reminded of and when Dank confuses Sabastien Stan for another actor)
As is tradition we both read 2 titles and then discuss several titles, from our personal pull lists.
TMNT #13 & #14
Batman #5
Coke's Pulls:
High Strangeness #3
VR Troopers #5
Dank's Pulls:
Planet She Hulk #1
Good as Dead #1
#numeatz
#sawftcheezes
#cantbeworse
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Jan 16, 2026
47 min
![Infamous Iron Man Vol 1: Infamous [Arc Analysis #121]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA121_Infamous_IronMan_Vol19bhwu_300x300.jpg)
Jan 11, 2026
Jan 11, 2026
21 min
Tony Stark is dead and Victor Von Doom takes up the mantle of Iron Man, whether anybody wants it or not.
That's the premise for Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev's Infamous Iron Man book. It's a great idea and fun to think about the possibilities of how Doom could twist his newfound identity for his own gain, so hit play and listen to what Coke N Dank have to say
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Jan 11, 2026
21 min
![All True Crime Cases #26 [Arc Analysis #120]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA120_AllTrueCrime268c9dw_300x300.jpg)
Jan 3, 2026
All True Crime Cases #26 [Arc Analysis #120]
Jan 3, 2026
Jan 3, 2026
22 min
November 16, 1947. That is when All True Crime Cases #26 was released to the public. Who wrote it? We don't know. Who drew it? We also don't know, but we can tell you what it's about: Totally true crimes that all children should definitely read about...This comic flows through about 5 different stories, ranging from mobsters with guns to murderous circus acts and cowboys. All of which, of course, was marketed towards kids, because of course murder and crime is what junior should read about.All MIGHT be forgiven if it's actually any good, but... you'll have to listen in to find out for sure.
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Jan 3, 2026
22 min
![TMNT Vol 9: Monsters, Misfits & Madmen [Arc Analysis #119]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA119_TMNT_Vol9_MM_M7rdt2_300x300.jpg)
Dec 27, 2025
Dec 27, 2025
25 min
Listening order:
Episode #61 - TMNT: City Fall [Eventus]
TMNT Vol 8: Northampton [Arc Analysis #33]
This episode: TMNT Vol 9: Monsters, Misfits & Madmen [AA #119
And we ain't done yet! We're going to keep going, periodically, with this TMNT run because this specific stretch of issues needs to be consumed. Kevin Eastman, Bobby Curnow and Tom Waltz have stuff to say! And so here we are, the next volume, after the brothers return from their much needed break. They left New York, regrouped, found themselves and are back in the city that never sleeps only to find... More trouble. Shredder has a stranglehold on criminal activity and the brothers are trying to use the element of surprise to wrestle it back.
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Dec 27, 2025
25 min

Dec 20, 2025
#119 - Batman #4, TMNT Annual & Dec Pull List
Dec 20, 2025
Dec 20, 2025
59 min
Coke and Dank had a bit of an off week but they didnt stop reading!
TMNT/Batman Pull List continues on as we follow the new creative team taking over the TMNT 2025 series. As well as learn more about Gotham City that Bruce Wayne must navigate. There were laughs, there were explainations, there were comics reviewed, but more than anything there were two guys who found a way to keep talking about TURTLES
TMNT Annual #1
Batman #4
Coke's Pulls:
TMNT vs Godzilla #1
Viking Moon
Street Sharks #3
Dank's Pulls:
Gunpower Prophets #1
Gargoyles x Fantastic Four
We're Taking Everyone Down with Us #1
Episode 119 will go down as one of those "im really tired" episodes. We want to blame statboy for the rush job on the editing, but hes already on vacay!
#numeatz
#sawftcheezes
#imsotired
#iloveturtles
Happy Holidaze, may all your soft cheeses have new meats to make bitesize lunchable sandwiches with!
Happy Holidaze, may all your soft cheeses have new meats to make bitesize lunchable sandwiches with!
Happy Holidaze, may all your soft cheeses have new meats to make bitesize lunchable sandwiches with!
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Dec 20, 2025
59 min
![Deadly Class Vol 5: Carousel [Arc Analysis #118]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA118_DeadlyClass57m2zv_300x300.jpg)
Dec 6, 2025
Dec 6, 2025
28 min
With this 5th volume, Rick Remender and Wes Craig's Deadly Class is now our longest running Arc Analysis saga, beating out Fraction and Aja's 4 volumes of Hawkeye. Considering that Deadly Class vol 1 was our first ever Arc Analysis episode, it seems fitting that we're here with it now.This volume is an introduction to the "new class" of characters, spinning out of the bloody, fiery end of the last volume. That means a lot of new faces, some very familiar ones, and definitely some surprises that readers may or may not love, but to know for sure, you'll have to listen here.
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Dec 6, 2025
28 min
![The Vision Vol 2: Little Less than a Beast [Arc Analysis #117]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA117_Vision_Vol29302y_300x300.jpg)
Nov 28, 2025
Nov 28, 2025
23 min
Remember that book we did last week? The one by Tom King and Gabriel Hernandez Walta? Ya, well we realized it is only two volumes long, so we finished it off in it's entirety, back to back. The Vision wants a life of his own, away from the hustle and bustle. He just wants a nuclear family (that he made himself), go to his 9 to 5 (the Avengers), and have completely normal (creepy) neighbours!But it isn't always that easy... Especially when you're an android burying your head in the sand of a world that misunderstands you.
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Nov 28, 2025
23 min
![The Vision Vol 1: Little More than a Man [Arc Analysis #116]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA114_Vision_Vol_1781yj_300x300.jpg)
Nov 21, 2025
Nov 21, 2025
16 min
What's that you say? A machine with a family, trying to act normal in a pleasant, boring society? Pfftt, that's nor exciting! What are Tom King and Gabriel Hernandez Walta thinking writing this Marvel series?
We'll tell ya what, folks - do not judge a book by it's cover because this is definitely not what you're expecting (probably). Whether it's good or not, well, push play and trust the us because we're never wrong.
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Nov 21, 2025
16 min

Nov 14, 2025
#118 - TMNT #12, Batman #3 & November Pull List
Nov 14, 2025
Nov 14, 2025
1 hr 8 min
Episode 118 and the Weapons - Keep. Pulling. Comics. Fun doesnt slow down, as we wait for the next TMNT installment to drop.
As is tradition we both read 2 titles and then discuss several titles, from our personal pull lists.
TMNT #12
Batman #3
Coke's Pulls:
Iron and Frost
RoboWolf#1
Little Nightmares: Descent to Nowhere
Dank's Pulls:
Lucky Devils #5
30 Days of Night: Falling Sun
Ghost Pepper #1
#numeatz
#sawftcheezes
#cantbeworse
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Nov 14, 2025
1 hr 8 min
![The Moon is Following Us Vol 1 [Arc Analysis #115]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA115_TheMoonisFollowin_Vol1gUsa92ak_300x300.jpg)
Nov 7, 2025
Nov 7, 2025
27 min
Imagine your six year old kid goes to sleep one day and just doesn't wake up. Imagine you take her all over the place to difference types of specialists and nobody has any answers for you. Now imagine that an old man flies in, being carried by a flock of owls and tells you he knows a way to save your daughter: jumping into her dreams.Well, that's what The Moon is Following Us is about. Two parents do the unthinkable and jump into their comatose child's head to fight for her survival - or even just for her to wake up again. It's a strange and unique up and down ride.
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Nov 7, 2025
27 min
![Batman The Long Halloween: The Last Halloween [Arc Analysis #114]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA114_BatmanTheLastHalloweenbuzq6_300x300.jpg)
Oct 31, 2025
Oct 31, 2025
39 min
Well we did it... another Halloween SPOOOOKTACULAAAR!!
The FD'Weapons managed to release a holiday episode on time, and we thought of no better way to celebrate Hallooween with... writer Jeph Loeb and artist Tim Sale (RIP) the re-re-release of Batman's the long Halloween imprint.
But this all started from their Batman: The Long Halloween 13 issue run. (we covered that) Bat Meat and their follow up (we covered that) Dark Victory
Now were back for the final stop in this world: The Last Halloween! While we may not agree with the story, the art of this book is captivating so make sure to follow up with any of the names listed below who came together to make something special.
Check out the artists Interior art comes from
Eduardo Risso,
Klaus Janson,
Bill Sienkiewicz,
Cliff Chiang,
Enrico Marini,
Dave Johnson,
Becky Cloonan,
Chris Samnee,
Mateo Scalera.
The series also features covers froms Jim Lee, J. Scott Campbell, Arthur Adams, Ian Churchill, Rob Liefeld, Joyce Chin, Cully Hamner, Brian Stelfreeze, Juanjo Guarnido, and Adam Hughes.
Buckle in SawftCheezes, its gonna get ripe like a rotting jackolantern
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Oct 31, 2025
39 min
![Space Usagi: White Star Rising [Arc Analysis #113]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA113_SpaceUsagiWhiteStar9kox4_300x300.jpg)
Oct 24, 2025
Oct 24, 2025
10 min
Usagi Yojimbo, the samurai rabbit, like you've never seen him before: in space! Talk about a fish out of water story, huh? Here at the pod, we usually love these types of things, where you pluck the hero(es) from a place of comfort and drop them into a setting that is alien to them... in this case, literally.
This is very Star Wars light, as Usagi and friends are tasked with getting codes from an overarching imperial force to save the galaxy. Sound familiar? We bet it does. But is it good? Listen in to find out
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Oct 24, 2025
10 min

Oct 17, 2025
Oct 17, 2025
52 min
Episode 117 and the Weapons - Keep. Pulling. Comics. Fun doesnt slow down, as we wait for the next TMNT installment to drop. Instead we pivot back to DC's Absolute Universe as they drop their One Shot - Absolute Evil. As is tradition we both read 2 titles and then discuss several titles, from our personal pull lists.
Batman #2
Absolute Evil #1
Coke's Pulls:
Marvel Knights - Punisher #1
Spiderman: Noir #1
Uncle Scrooge: Earth Mightiest Duck #2
Dank's Pulls:
Red Hood #1 ( Absolute / All In Universe)
Toxic Crusaders #1
One World Under Doom #1
#numeatz
#sawftcheezes
#cantbeworse
#weaintnobabiesinhere
#cantsayjarvis
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Oct 17, 2025
52 min
![Killadelphia Vol 2: Burn Baby Burn [Arc Analysis #112]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA112_Killadelphia_Vol2bri4k_300x300.jpg)
Oct 10, 2025
Oct 10, 2025
24 min
There are a lot of vampire stories out there, but something that sets the second volume of Killadelphia: Burn Baby Burn apart from most bloodsucker tales is transparency, among other things. The police know about the vampires! They know about them and even have a branch of the department that specializes in vampire crimes.
When you take that element and add in the gritty writing, historical recreation elements, and cool cameos, you get Killadelphia.
What happens when an organized collection of vampires decide to otherthrow the city, and they aren't worried about being discovered? Listen in if you want to find out.
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Oct 10, 2025
24 min
![Crocodile Black [Arc Analysis #111]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA111_Crocodile_Blackb84ls_300x300.jpg)
Oct 3, 2025
Crocodile Black [Arc Analysis #111]
Oct 3, 2025
Oct 3, 2025
24 min
We all have our own descent into madness, right? Dark, murderous thoughts? Life altering childhood trauma? Ok, maybe not ALL of the above, and maybe one of those things is a little spoiler-y for this book, but we're not going to tell you which one!
Crocodile Black is a dark, twisted story about the places dark thoughts (and mental illness) can take someone. It's moody, it's trippt, it's violent and pretty depressing, but is it a good read? Hit play to find out
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Oct 3, 2025
24 min
![Nancy Drew & The Hardy Boys: The Big Lie [Arc Analysis #110]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog4593148/AA110_NancyDrew_HardyBoys8a8mf_300x300.jpg)
Sep 25, 2025
Sep 25, 2025
18 min
Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys debuted back in 1930 and 1927, respectively. And here we are now, in 2025, reading a crossover book from 2017 for our Arc Analysis series.
Not going to lie to you here, we did not know what to expect when we opened up this book, but lets just say it was not at all this. It's a grounded, mature take on joint series of young adult adventure/mystery books. Where this story goes stretches murder, interrogations, drug deals, gangs, etc...This is a prime example of giving a chance to a title you aren't sure about: You never know how much you might like it! (editor's note: we hated it) (edit to the editor's note: that was a joke... maybe).
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Sep 25, 2025
18 min









