Comic Patrol
If you dig comic books, this is the podcast for you: we are wickedly good-looking, incredibly knowledgeable and mildly dumb as HECK. From comic book arc analysis, to movie pitches, to publisher/writer spotlights, to character comparisons and more(!!), join co-hosts Coke and Dank in this weekly podcast to get your ears humped with geek culture... This is Comic Patrol. Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse often distract and amuse all parties.
Episodes
Friday Dec 01, 2023
#84.0 - Reign of X (Part 1)
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Friday Dec 01, 2023
THE HOX POX DOX has returneth !!
Being big Jonathan Hickman fans (still), when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked(initially).
That had us follow the first run of X-Men: Dawn of X, House of X, Powers of X and the eventus they built up to X of Swords. However, X of Swords broke us into taking a 2-year hiatus from this comic series. But we're back to b!tch again with our favourite mutant league teams in Reign of X!
In this episode, we take a look at the (Marvel Guide) 8 titles Excalibur #16-20,X-Factor #5-8X-Men #16Cable #7-8Hellions #7-11Marauders #16-17X-Force #15-19 Wolverine #8-12So without giving away spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank and *dolphin sounds* dare you to take a leap of faith and walk through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part I)
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Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Sex Warrior [Arc Analysis #69]
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Hey there. Yes, you, reading this description.Have you ever been curious about what a world war would look like if it was based on old people who live forever vs the younger generation who are living under the old geezer's thumbs? Oh, you have huh? Well what if I told you to add no less than two types of super soldiers into the mix and a woman from the future who has special powers that become stronger when she has sex?Ya, I didn't think so. That's what this book is about, and somehow it's only two issues.
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Saturday Nov 18, 2023
The Rocketeer [Bottle Cap Review]
Saturday Nov 18, 2023
Saturday Nov 18, 2023
This one is a throoowback. Watching this as a kid is a little different than watching it as an adult.As a kid, I saw a dude flying around in a super cool costume and bad guys a plenty trying to shoot him down and that was fun.As an adult, this one is very reminiscent of Iron Man (2008) but with the mob, old school planes, the mob, nazis and a dude flying around in a super cool costume.
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Bitch Planet Vol 1: Extraordinary Machine [Arc Analysis #68]
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Friday Nov 10, 2023
The concept of this book is incredibly unique and it has a way of grabbing our interest on that alone. 'Bitch Planet' is the nickname given to a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females, away from Earth, which was controlled entirely by rich males in power.This story is about what goes down on that prison planet and some of the prisoners on it.
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Monday Nov 06, 2023
#83 - Genndy Tartakovsky’s ‘PRIMAL’
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Do you know who Genndy Tartakovsky is? You better. The man has had his hand in many projects you probably loved, but this time, with this series 'Primal', he's outdone himself.What do you get when a T-Rex and a caveman form a bond over shared trauma? Well.. we don't use the word masterpiece loosely, but this series could be in the conversation. OR we could be lying to you and we absolutely hated this show. I guess you'll have to hit play to find out for sure but keep in mind: we spoil the heck out of it.
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Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
First Glance: Crypt of Shadows #1 (2023)
Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
WE DID A COMIC BOOK FOR FIRST GLANCE AGAIN!A little over the top but we were probably excited. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at Crypt of Shadows #1, Marvel's comic book version of Treehouse of Horrors.We get stories centered around Scarlet Witch, Hulk, Deadpool, and Daredevil, with a bunch of other characters and cameos. Of course the themes and faces we see get us to start talking about other properties and what could come in the future.
Sunday Oct 29, 2023
The Toxic Avenger (1984) [Bottle Cap Review]
Sunday Oct 29, 2023
Sunday Oct 29, 2023
We're gonna be honest with you here... This is a movie. A movie from 1984. A movie from 1984 where a guy is transformed by barrels of toxic waste into some hulking monster who can sense evildoers and proceeds to break, beat or melt them with his bare hands. He also wears a tutu.
If you like cheesy 80's action, flare and forced comedy, then boy oh boy do we have a movie for you!
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Thursday Oct 19, 2023
#82 - The Maxx
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
The Maxx.What more can be said about this property. If you are not familiar with this comic (or cartoon) and you consider yourself a big comic guy (or gal), that title for you is debatable. Sam Kieth created something so unique, so interesting, so special here that you need to check this out. Not should; need. Is it a superhero comic? Is it a trip? Is it confusing and charming and disgustingly beautiful? Yes to all of those things.Read this book. Watch the show. They have different endings so it doesn't matter in which order you do that in, but once you're done both? Listen to this episode.
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Friday Oct 13, 2023
Sink Vol 1: Welcome to Glasgow [Arc Analysis #67]
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Yup Coke and Dank waited for the Friday the 13th to give you guys our next comic Arc Analysis. And oh boy it stays with you... Welcome to the town of Sinkhill. This is a town that even the bravest of superheroes would take a second before driving through. Luckily no heroes are needed for this grounded, brutal, wild and maniac mad mad world. Less is more for this 2018 John Lees gem! So Buckle up and avoid that blue van as we review Sink!
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Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
First Glance: Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom Trailer
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
Ya, we're doing another first glance trailer edition. Look, the people (all 3 of you) cried for more, so here we are giving you just that. MORE glances that are first at trailers for upcoming comic book projects.Hopefully we can stay on topic and only talk about the sequel to 2018's Aquaman, but if you know us, you know we're going to talk about other things a lot. Or maybe we just talk about how cool Black Manta is. Press play, find out, you've got a spare 20 minutes, don't front!
Friday Sep 29, 2023
That Texas Blood Vol 1: A Brother’s Conscience [Arc Analysis #66]
Friday Sep 29, 2023
Friday Sep 29, 2023
[were late, but we still love you, sometimes] So were back with a midnight special - That Texas Blood. Less is more for this small little town murder mystery, its brimming with beauty from every blood soaks line stroke and we learn that it's an art style kept in the family for artist JACOB PHILLIPS (father Sean Phillips) and take of revenge for writer CHRIS CONDON.
Welll.... Join us as we follow Sheriff Joe Bob for this haunting noir crime--western that packs a punch. A little No Country for Old Men x True Detectives ..and since were opening that can of worms True Detective: Night Country
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Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Disney Great Parodies Vol 1: Mickey’s Inferno [Arc Analysis #65]
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
It's not the first time Mickey and his gang jump into another tale, story or fantasy to teach readers the ins and outs of life and love. Welp. This isn't that as we join Mickey into the beginnings of Dante's Inferno and his first circle of hell. if you're wondering how long to took Coak n Dank to turn a G rated Mickey Mouse project, into R Rated content...not long. Join us as we ask the important questions like... Where's Donald?
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Thursday Sep 14, 2023
#81 - TMNT: Mutant Mayhem vs TMNT 2007
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Man, do we love our turtles. But we noticed it had been a full calendar year since we had done anything TMNT-centric, and that's just not right. So, as luck would have it, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem dropped in theatres and we obviously soaked it in. In this episode, we review it.. Comic Patrol style. We saw the opportunity to square Mutant Mayhem up with the only other (not direct-to-TV) animated Turtles movie: TMNT 2007! And so, we did.So follow along with us as break both movies down side by side in the greenest matchup you've probably ever seen... Ever.
#nerdleturtle
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Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Mystery Men [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
From the jump its no secret how much fun Coke and Dank have with this bottle cap review. Its overflowing with, fun, farts, personality, humour, sight gags, disco dancers and star power, don't believe us? its a movie that has a cast of ...
Ben Stiller
Janeane Garofalo
William H. Macy
Jenifer Lewis
Greg Kinnear
Hank Azaria
Tom Waits
Geoffrey Rush
Claire Forlani
Kel Mitchell
Wes Studi
Eddie Izzard
Pras
Michael Bay
and the legendary Paul Reubens, Rest in Peace, to name a few.
Join us as we laugh through all the joy that is Mystery Men! shouts outs to the Not-So-GOODIE MOB!!
We set!!
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Friday Sep 01, 2023
First Glance: Loki Season 2 Trailer
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Our 2nd 'First Glance - TRAILER' keeping in tradition we continue not to do trailer reactions, but stick to our first views of something comic book coming soon. Enter Loki Season 2, what we think is Marvels last chance to save their TV series run up.
Watch how we jump through our Loki's S02 first glance, Marvel Invasion's dropping of green balls and cream over our X-Men 97 wishlist. Honestly, we can't wait! still hoping it drops this year snikt snikt, bubs.
Shout outs to Ewan McGregor & Mahershala Ali, were waiting for y'all to join the marvel ranks. That also includes Bonebreaker and the Reavers.Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE, first glance..
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
The Brave Little Toaster [Bottle Cap Review]
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
It didn't take long for Coke and Dank to roll down memory lane and remember this 1987 classic. Join the duo as they relive their childhood traumas, laughs and inside jokes and re-love this animated, musical, adventure - The Brave Little Toaster. A gem before it's time, and the hardest movie to find on streaming!Hope you still have your VHS copy.
City of Lights - TBLT
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Thursday Aug 24, 2023
Green Lanterns: Rage Planet [Arc Analysis #64]
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
There is a REbirth in the DC universe! With a new style and a newer flow join Coke and Dank as they read the Sam Humphries and Geoff Johns inspired Rage Planet. New Lantern members Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz are partnered up and forced to face their fears, mishaps and anxieties as they look to take down the furious Red Lantern Corp.
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Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Deadly Class Vol 2: Kids of the Black Hole [Arc Analysis #63]
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
The very first Arc Analysis episode we did (wayyy back in 2019) was for Volume 1 of a wonderful book called Deadly Class. In some ways, it helped us kick off this podcast... In other ways, I just made that up for dramatic effect!Anyways, this is the continued misadventures of a high school for assassins, and it's very 80's in the most fun ways. How are Marcus and Maria getting on after the stuff with Chico? How does Says work into the mix? Is Chester (aka Fuckface) getting closer to his goal? What's Willie and Billy up to now that the school is in full swing, and what new characters are joining the mix?We got you covered, soft cheeses and new meats - listen in
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Thursday Aug 10, 2023
My Little Pony: Spirit of the Forest [Arc Analysis #62]
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Our first foray into the MLP universe, and even though we weren't sure what to expect, we know all about the faithful following the line has. Bronies ain't nothing to play with, and after this episode, maybe we're going to join the team...Nah, we aren't but this book definitely has it's merits and this episode of Arc Analysis is worth a good listen.
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Thursday Aug 03, 2023
#80 - Enter the Skrulls (Secret Invasion) -The 37th Chamber
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
"It bombed atomically/ Furious philosophies and hypotheses/ Flee with the lottery/possibly they knotted me/ Battle-scarred gravatron/ Explosion when Super-Skrull with Captain Marvel's powers hits tremendous/ Ultraviolet shines when Fury leaves fckin Earth ... Again!"
Phase 5 is here with this anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about this 6 episode MCU series. Oh what could of been with a secret invasion.. Nicholas Furious may finally too old for this sh!t .
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